(Source: magnettoanothermagnet, via stopthebleedingletsshedsomelight)
SCREAMING.
WHAT ARE YOU
I WANT THAT SHIRT
ALSO I REBUKE YOU TOM HIDDLESTON. GET THEE BEHIND ME!
I THINK I JUST BARFED GLITTER.
yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent
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nobody’s perfe—
and my old crush is gonna be like
and im gonna be all like
(Source: badaboombadabean)
(Source: tomeheheddleston, via hiddlebutt)
| Tom Hiddleston: | Hi |
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| Police: | so she just died? |
| Tom Hiddleston: | Basically |
| This is inaccurate. Tom Hiddleston would actually say 'It was the most peculiar thing officer, she was perfectly fine, on top of the world in fact, and then I attempted to engage her in a cordial discourse, and offered a greeting of a friendly nature, that is to say that I said hello, then she made the most bizarre noise, a kind of cross between a kettle boiling and a parrot being sat on and then she simply ceased to function, exist or be in any way part of this world anymore' | |
| and then he'd translate it into five different languages | |
| and apologise for not being able to translate it into any more. |